How well do you remember R. L. Stine's teen horror books?
You know nothing about horror and will surely be the first to bite the dust. We will play a somber Mariah song at your funeral. R.I.P.
Vampires and ghouls target people who are bad at test-taking first. Watch your back.
Dumb people die first. You're lucky you're smart.
Have you considered quitting your job to write inappropriate books for teens?